While the poop isn’t loose, this is certainly a loose recreation of the infamous Russian Hammer & Sickle. Is it too pun-ny to say this bears a shitty resemblance to the original?
This picture was submitted by a dude named Mike. And apparently Mike is 16 feet tall because there’s no way a poop this size could form in any other person.
The Mud Snake is indigenous to aquatic environments. It is known to be very poisonous and emits a foul smelling odor while under duress. It is also very protective of its young. Thanks to Drew over at the Frickin Deuce Podcast for finding a picture of this rare beast in it’s natural habitat.
Did you shower after you left the gym? Did you get done what you were supposed to for work? Did you shut the oven off? Now you have a check to place next to all those things you complete on your to-do list. You’re welcome.
It looks like this shit had a bottle of hot sauce poured all over it. If that is natural redness then there is probably a colon issue that needs to be addressed. Thanks for submitting Todd!
It looks like once long octopus arm reaching up from the sewers below trying to tickle your butthole as you’re squeezing out a quality mud monster. And this octopus arm actually got pretty close to tickling it.
This poop collected very nicely in a decent pile at the bottom of the bowl. A classy poop, indeed. Thanks for Drew from The Frickin Deuce Podcast for submitting some excellent pictures of his terrible feces.
These two turds appear to be fiercely locked in battle in a recreation of a modern art masterpiece. We can justify calling this modern art because most real modern art looks like shit anyway!
This mud sludge is brought to you by Budweiser Black Crown. It may be a new recipe for Budweiser but it still resulted in the same awful beer shits provided by every beer every brewed. Oh yeah! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Don’t you get the feeling that this is how it looks everyday for doctors that administer colonoscopies? It either looks like that or an underwater cave that is full of brown snakes. Or electric eels. Another disgusting poop submitted by Todd.