Don’t you get the feeling that this is how it looks everyday for doctors that administer colonoscopies? It either looks like that or an underwater cave that is full of brown snakes. Or electric eels. Another disgusting poop submitted by Todd.
If you haven’t stopped drinking since New Years then your toilet bowl is probably going to look like this. Your body probably hates you because it’s just choosing to spew hot diarrhea out instead of letting it consolidate into big, meaty logs.
Hopefully your resolution this year was to take some more quality pictures of your dumps.
If you drank a lot last night then your shit this morning will probably look something like this. A muddy, sludge diarrhea cause by alcohol is probably the worst part of drinking. Hangovers are nothing compared to a bowl full of brown water, a burnt, scorching butthole, and poop on your thumb from wiping a little too eagerly.
Without the famous actress shaving her head to fit the main role, of course.
Thanks Todd for submitting!