This picture was submitted by a dude named Mike. And apparently Mike is 16 feet tall because there’s no way a poop this size could form in any other person.
Thanks to FaceOfCrap for posting this video.
Thanks to MegaHorsepoo for posting this.
Before painting the lines on a football field, rumor has it that this turd is used to measure the yard markers because it’s roughly 36′ long. With that being said, we’re not very good with measurements, or fact checking, so there’s a very distinct possibility that I could be absolutely wrong about this.
On this joyous Christmas Eve for all you Catholics, let’s remember the road to Jerusalem that the three wise-men traversed upon to deliver their gifts and adulations to the baby Jesus. And let us compare this poop to that road they traveled on because they are both similarly long and wide.
Without the famous actress shaving her head to fit the main role, of course.