The Mud Snake is indigenous to aquatic environments. It is known to be very poisonous and emits a foul smelling odor while under duress. It is also very protective of its young. Thanks to Drew over at the Frickin Deuce Podcast for finding a picture of this rare beast in it’s natural habitat.
It looks like this shit had a bottle of hot sauce poured all over it. If that is natural redness then there is probably a colon issue that needs to be addressed. Thanks for submitting Todd!
Don’t you get the feeling that this is how it looks everyday for doctors that administer colonoscopies? It either looks like that or an underwater cave that is full of brown snakes. Or electric eels. Another disgusting poop submitted by Todd.
It looks like the turd was similar to a stick of pepperoni and, rather then using it to eat, you jabbed it into a wall and smashed it inward on itself. Couple that with some nice poop flakes that are floating around the bowl and you have a nice gumbo of shit.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint…. Hahaha, get it? It’s CORNY.
“Dark green, that’s how you know I’ve eaten an entire box of captain crunch with crunch berries ”