This mud sludge is brought to you by Budweiser Black Crown. It may be a new recipe for Budweiser but it still resulted in the same awful beer shits provided by every beer every brewed. Oh yeah! Happy Valentine’s Day!
If you drank a lot last night then your shit this morning will probably look something like this. A muddy, sludge diarrhea cause by alcohol is probably the worst part of drinking. Hangovers are nothing compared to a bowl full of brown water, a burnt, scorching butthole, and poop on your thumb from wiping a little too eagerly.
There’s so much residual matter there has to be poop on the fingers.