While the poop isn’t loose, this is certainly a loose recreation of the infamous Russian Hammer & Sickle. Is it too pun-ny to say this bears a shitty resemblance to the original?
This picture was submitted by a dude named Mike. And apparently Mike is 16 feet tall because there’s no way a poop this size could form in any other person.
Did you shower after you left the gym? Did you get done what you were supposed to for work? Did you shut the oven off? Now you have a check to place next to all those things you complete on your to-do list. You’re welcome.
It looks like this shit had a bottle of hot sauce poured all over it. If that is natural redness then there is probably a colon issue that needs to be addressed. Thanks for submitting Todd!
Thanks to MegaHorsepoo for posting this.
These two turds appear to be fiercely locked in battle in a recreation of a modern art masterpiece. We can justify calling this modern art because most real modern art looks like shit anyway!
Doesn’t this remind you of looking into the minnow bucket while you’re trying to bait your hook? Is it a fiber issue that isn’t allowing a solid turd to form or is just superior sphincter control that allows mini hotdog sized shits?
On top of the multitude of shit in the bowl, the coolest thing about this picture is that the poop looks shiny.
When the poop hits your eye, just like a big pizza pie, that’s….. ON SHITFARTS. Look at the curve on this girthy monster!
The poop appears to have started in the small intestine and then just proceeded to fall directly out of the body, as indicated by the main twists and turns of the plethora of poop that is residing in the bowl.