“After the third or fourth diarrhea this week, I guess my ass is trying to say thank you for eating mac and cheese every day this week and drinking milk and eating chicken cordon bleu.”
Thanks to Justin (Who, for everyone who doesn’t know him already, only weighs in at 145 lbs. That fact makes this poop that much more impressive) for sending us in this picture of a redwood trunk from the great state of California. Those sure are some majestic trees.
Thanks, Todd. The goal is to get pictures of some gross shit and you are quite successful.
If you haven’t stopped drinking since New Years then your toilet bowl is probably going to look like this. Your body probably hates you because it’s just choosing to spew hot diarrhea out instead of letting it consolidate into big, meaty logs.
Hopefully your resolution this year was to take some more quality pictures of your dumps.
From our Shitfarts family to yours: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We hope wherever you are today you can take the time to appreciate the ability to take a picture of your shit for viewing on an internet website.
Are they an 80’s cop duo? Or a new up and coming company? Or is it gross, gross poop?