This picture was submitted by a dude named Mike. And apparently Mike is 16 feet tall because there’s no way a poop this size could form in any other person.
Did you shower after you left the gym? Did you get done what you were supposed to for work? Did you shut the oven off? Now you have a check to place next to all those things you complete on your to-do list. You’re welcome.
Thanks to FaceOfCrap for posting this video.
It looks like once long octopus arm reaching up from the sewers below trying to tickle your butthole as you’re squeezing out a quality mud monster. And this octopus arm actually got pretty close to tickling it.
Thanks to MegaHorsepoo for posting this.
These two turds appear to be fiercely locked in battle in a recreation of a modern art masterpiece. We can justify calling this modern art because most real modern art looks like shit anyway!
February 8’s fart
The inside of the toilet bowl provides a nice echo from this super beefy fart that packs a lot of bass.
I guess this poop is a raven from The Wall because all it shouts at the viewer is “CORN! CORN!” Thanks for submitting, Todd.
Thanks to TheGoldenMasta for posting this video.
Doesn’t this remind you of looking into the minnow bucket while you’re trying to bait your hook? Is it a fiber issue that isn’t allowing a solid turd to form or is just superior sphincter control that allows mini hotdog sized shits?