Don’t you get the feeling that this is how it looks everyday for doctors that administer colonoscopies? It either looks like that or an underwater cave that is full of brown snakes. Or electric eels. Another disgusting poop submitted by Todd.
As the timestamp suggests on this picture, it’s a throwback that is guaranteed to make you throw up. This was submitted from the fine gentleman over at The Frickin Deuce Podcast who appear to also like taking pictures of their shit for the world to see. Judging from this, it doesn’t look like they get a lot of fiber because that poop has no consistency other than vomit.
In the very near future, some of us behind the scenes at SHITFARTS may be making an appearance on their podcast so tune in and crank it up. (We’ll let it slide that they copied our theme. There’s only so many to choose from, after all.)
Thanks to Justin (Who, for everyone who doesn’t know him already, only weighs in at 145 lbs. That fact makes this poop that much more impressive) for sending us in this picture of a redwood trunk from the great state of California. Those sure are some majestic trees.
If you haven’t stopped drinking since New Years then your toilet bowl is probably going to look like this. Your body probably hates you because it’s just choosing to spew hot diarrhea out instead of letting it consolidate into big, meaty logs.
Hopefully your resolution this year was to take some more quality pictures of your dumps.
Notice the fine, spiral curvature.
This monster is down the bowl and out of the hole. And if you follow the brown brick road, you’ll reach your goal.