June 29’s fart
If you believe a fart is a poop’s way to tell you that it’s still down there, then this is a poop’s way to tell you to go f yourself.
The blueberry skins never had time to decompose because, mere hours after they were ingested, they were catapulted into the toilet bowel in a torrential storm of liquid feces.
Thanks to virgingorda3 for posting this video.
Well, you certainly don’t see this everyday. The two miniscule pieces of poop have binded themselves together by a tether. If you listen closely, you can almost here “E.T. phone home” coming from the lower intestines.
A new, slightly more interesting spin on traditional chocolate pudding: 1 part toilet water, 1 part horrific odor, and 4 parts decaying, two day old Mexican food.
June 22’s fart
The fart is titled: “Angry Mosquito”.
This poop is nice and coiled like a snake in a defensive posture. It’s ready to strike your nostrils with the smell of poop.
Thanks to nastyctrout13 for uploading this.
Like the electric slide, but with poop.
“It’s not small, it’s thin”. It’s what you tell the ladies and, consequently, how you would describe this poop.