June 29’s fart
If you believe a fart is a poop’s way to tell you that it’s still down there, then this is a poop’s way to tell you to go f yourself.
The blueberry skins never had time to decompose because, mere hours after they were ingested, they were catapulted into the toilet bowel in a torrential storm of liquid feces.
Thanks to virgingorda3 for posting this video.
Well, you certainly don’t see this everyday. The two miniscule pieces of poop have binded themselves together by a tether. If you listen closely, you can almost here “E.T. phone home” coming from the lower intestines.
A new, slightly more interesting spin on traditional chocolate pudding: 1 part toilet water, 1 part horrific odor, and 4 parts decaying, two day old Mexican food.
June 22’s fart
The fart is titled: “Angry Mosquito”.
This poop is nice and coiled like a snake in a defensive posture. It’s ready to strike your nostrils with the smell of poop.