While the poop isn’t loose, this is certainly a loose recreation of the infamous Russian Hammer & Sickle. Is it too pun-ny to say this bears a shitty resemblance to the original?
Thanks to Justin (Who, for everyone who doesn’t know him already, only weighs in at 145 lbs. That fact makes this poop that much more impressive) for sending us in this picture of a redwood trunk from the great state of California. Those sure are some majestic trees.
On this joyous Christmas Eve for all you Catholics, let’s remember the road to Jerusalem that the three wise-men traversed upon to deliver their gifts and adulations to the baby Jesus. And let us compare this poop to that road they traveled on because they are both similarly long and wide.
Without the famous actress shaving her head to fit the main role, of course.