This poop can sub as a diagram of a theater. There is the stage up front, with rows of amphitheater seating expanding backwards. So, if you’re looking to buy tickets to Trans Siberian Orchestra, check here first for a quality seating chart.
Having an adorable puppy is something everyone should do once in their life. However, now that my puppy is on the cusp of adulthood, I’ve noticed things are starting to change. Most noticeable is that he is now depositing human sized dump towers all around the yard. Whether it’s solid or a nice peanut butter dollop, when the smell hits you in the face, it makes you gag equally.
There was a bit of snafu in scheduling and Fart Sound Friday posted a day early on Thursday. The mistake was corrected but, as a make good, we yanked this from this week’s headline because it’s extremely relevant.
Thanks to Andrew Frederick for getting this up on Youtube.
It sounds like a frog that is sighing because it’s depressed.
Thanks to Showinyoutoo for posting this video.
From our Shitfarts family to yours: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We hope wherever you are today you can take the time to appreciate the ability to take a picture of your shit for viewing on an internet website.