Yes, boys and girls, this is a turd from poop lore. Rumor has it, if you scratched your taint in just the right spot you would feel it dwelling in your poop cavern ready for excavation. It towered over all the other smaller poops and imposed its will because of a fierce determination to hunt and consume. Bringing down this beast takes cunning and skill. And the willingness to let your butthole stretch to inordinate sizes.