When the poop hits your eye, just like a big pizza pie, that’s….. ON SHITFARTS. Look at the curve on this girthy monster!
Before painting the lines on a football field, rumor has it that this turd is used to measure the yard markers because it’s roughly 36′ long. With that being said, we’re not very good with measurements, or fact checking, so there’s a very distinct possibility that I could be absolutely wrong about this.
On this joyous Christmas Eve for all you Catholics, let’s remember the road to Jerusalem that the three wise-men traversed upon to deliver their gifts and adulations to the baby Jesus. And let us compare this poop to that road they traveled on because they are both similarly long and wide.
Who doesn’t love obnoxiously loud farts?
If you ignore the trail of poop going down into the hole then notice the discolorations and/or the corn in each piece of shit.
I would imagine if you cut open your stomach and pull out your intestines that it would look like this.
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