Before painting the lines on a football field, rumor has it that this turd is used to measure the yard markers because it’s roughly 36′ long. With that being said, we’re not very good with measurements, or fact checking, so there’s a very distinct possibility that I could be absolutely wrong about this.
I would imagine if you cut open your stomach and pull out your intestines that it would look like this.
Along with this excellent “s”, the diarrhea splatter shouldn’t be ignored either.
I bet they’re like fishsticks except they smell way worse and don’t make you a gay fish.
Oh no, the claws of a much larger sewer beast is exposing itself in toilet bowl!