Red Paint Posted by fullofshart on October 16, 2012 Posted in: Solids, Splat-astic. Tagged: blue paint, corn, corny, disgusting, ew, farts, foul, gross, lots of poop, poop, red paint, shit, shitfarts, splatter, streak on bowl, turds, yuck. Leave a comment What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint…. Hahaha, get it? It’s CORNY.