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Now for the real reason this post was created:
On another, similar, note: we encourage you to make some Shitfarts stickers which is why we provided the cool .doc template for you to print your own at home. We forgot to tell you that, while we want to get the Shitfarts name out in the open, please be respectful of where you’re placing these stickers. On your laptop? Sure, sounds great. On the bibles at church? No, probably not so great. We don’t need people emailing WordPress complaining because they have to deal with Shitfarts stickers. So just think before you stick.
“After the third or fourth diarrhea this week, I guess my ass is trying to say thank you for eating mac and cheese every day this week and drinking milk and eating chicken cordon bleu.”
February 15’s fart
99% of this monster makes it out quickly and only 1% has to squeak by in a little puff.
The beautiful thing about this is that you, the viewer, can you make your own. You just need some label paper and a version of Word that will open this attached .doc. Check it out, make your own, and let us know if you come up with some good ones.
Download link for .doc label template: template
This mud sludge is brought to you by Budweiser Black Crown. It may be a new recipe for Budweiser but it still resulted in the same awful beer shits provided by every beer every brewed. Oh yeah! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Thanks to Tanya Anderson for posting this video.
Don’t you get the feeling that this is how it looks everyday for doctors that administer colonoscopies? It either looks like that or an underwater cave that is full of brown snakes. Or electric eels. Another disgusting poop submitted by Todd.