Thanks to Justin (Who, for everyone who doesn’t know him already, only weighs in at 145 lbs. That fact makes this poop that much more impressive) for sending us in this picture of a redwood trunk from the great state of California. Those sure are some majestic trees.
What is most interesting about this poop is the distinct color differences that occur naturally.
It’s hard to tell what’s grosser: the ball of loose, slimy feces or all of the residual poop that is floating around the bowl like crushed up Oreo pieces in a glass of milk.
For all your NASCAR fans out there, this is the monster mile. Of poop. Crashes here cause much more of a mess. A brown, smeared mess.
You don’t even need it to be Febu-any for this majestic five dollar foot long. Of poop.
Can you define the term “heliocentric”?