Thanks to Justin (Who, for everyone who doesn’t know him already, only weighs in at 145 lbs. That fact makes this poop that much more impressive) for sending us in this picture of a redwood trunk from the great state of California. Those sure are some majestic trees.
As 2012 ends, Shitfarts is going out just like this poop did: on a tear. Literally, judging by the girth of this poop there was probably a fair amount of anal tearing.
What made this monster? Pineapple, SOS, and Hamburger Helper.
The mother and babies would look something like this, I would imagine.
And after 15 minutes of pushing the thankfulness to be through with this labor was apparent.
Our thanks to Todd for sending this one in. Had to do a little resizing in GIMP to make this monster viewable, but, uh, regardless of size it’s still pretty disgusting.
One hamster: roughly the size of each turd. By their powers combine, they make two floating fortresses in the toilet bowl.
When used properly, they can be utilized anywhere.
For all your NASCAR fans out there, this is the monster mile. Of poop. Crashes here cause much more of a mess. A brown, smeared mess.