I guess this poop is a raven from The Wall because all it shouts at the viewer is “CORN! CORN!” Thanks for submitting, Todd.
Thanks to TheGoldenMasta for posting this video.
Doesn’t this remind you of looking into the minnow bucket while you’re trying to bait your hook? Is it a fiber issue that isn’t allowing a solid turd to form or is just superior sphincter control that allows mini hotdog sized shits?
This poop can sub as a diagram of a theater. There is the stage up front, with rows of amphitheater seating expanding backwards. So, if you’re looking to buy tickets to Trans Siberian Orchestra, check here first for a quality seating chart.
February 1’s first
A loud yell as your ass declares it wants nothing of the poop that is forthcoming.
On top of the multitude of shit in the bowl, the coolest thing about this picture is that the poop looks shiny.
On this weeks episode of CSI: Poop, the detectives try to figure out what caused this specific splatter pattern. I’m going to guess blunt force trauma, which caused the butthole to go loose, which led to no solid control of the spewing of shit.