“After the third or fourth diarrhea this week, I guess my ass is trying to say thank you for eating mac and cheese every day this week and drinking milk and eating chicken cordon bleu.”
I think we’d like Movie Pooping Monday to become a monthly or bi-monthly segments. There are a fair number of movies that appreciate the art of poop humor and it has become our job to share those scenes.
And to start it off, it’s the poop scene from Dumb and Dumber. Thanks to FantasticCousins for putting this video up.
If you haven’t stopped drinking since New Years then your toilet bowl is probably going to look like this. Your body probably hates you because it’s just choosing to spew hot diarrhea out instead of letting it consolidate into big, meaty logs.
Hopefully your resolution this year was to take some more quality pictures of your dumps.
If you drank a lot last night then your shit this morning will probably look something like this. A muddy, sludge diarrhea cause by alcohol is probably the worst part of drinking. Hangovers are nothing compared to a bowl full of brown water, a burnt, scorching butthole, and poop on your thumb from wiping a little too eagerly.
Thanks Todd for submitting!
Along with this excellent “s”, the diarrhea splatter shouldn’t be ignored either.