“After the third or fourth diarrhea this week, I guess my ass is trying to say thank you for eating mac and cheese every day this week and drinking milk and eating chicken cordon bleu.”
On this weeks episode of CSI: Poop, the detectives try to figure out what caused this specific splatter pattern. I’m going to guess blunt force trauma, which caused the butthole to go loose, which led to no solid control of the spewing of shit.
There is a wealth of shit residue left on the bowl after it catapulted out of the ass and landed on porcelain before it rolled into the water.
It looks like the turd was similar to a stick of pepperoni and, rather then using it to eat, you jabbed it into a wall and smashed it inward on itself. Couple that with some nice poop flakes that are floating around the bowl and you have a nice gumbo of shit.
Thanks Todd for submitting!
There are no suitable words to describe this.
The asshole: angry it is. Please, also take note of the little poop particles farted out.
Along with this excellent “s”, the diarrhea splatter shouldn’t be ignored either.
Are they an 80’s cop duo? Or a new up and coming company? Or is it gross, gross poop?