“After the third or fourth diarrhea this week, I guess my ass is trying to say thank you for eating mac and cheese every day this week and drinking milk and eating chicken cordon bleu.”
If you haven’t stopped drinking since New Years then your toilet bowl is probably going to look like this. Your body probably hates you because it’s just choosing to spew hot diarrhea out instead of letting it consolidate into big, meaty logs.
Hopefully your resolution this year was to take some more quality pictures of your dumps.
If you drank a lot last night then your shit this morning will probably look something like this. A muddy, sludge diarrhea cause by alcohol is probably the worst part of drinking. Hangovers are nothing compared to a bowl full of brown water, a burnt, scorching butthole, and poop on your thumb from wiping a little too eagerly.
From our Shitfarts family to yours: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. We hope wherever you are today you can take the time to appreciate the ability to take a picture of your shit for viewing on an internet website.
Thanks Todd for submitting!