Two Hamsters Posted by fullofshart on August 14, 2012 Posted in: Solids. Tagged: big poop, bowl, farts, floating, girthy, gross, log, one little piece, poop, shit, shitfarts, thick, turd, two hamsters, yuck. lol. 1 Comment One hamster: roughly the size of each turd. By their powers combine, they make two floating fortresses in the toilet bowl.