The monster mile… of poop Posted by fullofshart on June 14, 2012 Posted in: Solids. Tagged: farts, funny, girthy, long, loop, monster mile, of poop, oval, poop, shit, shitfarts, turd. 1 Comment For all your NASCAR fans out there, this is the monster mile. Of poop. Crashes here cause much more of a mess. A brown, smeared mess.